Calling all Duffers!!
Mon, 2004-03-22 11:02 — gorf
Hey!
Because I live in CT and its very difficult if not impossible to actually golf between the Months of November and April unless you have orange balls ( no...not those kind of balls ) and Prestone running through your veins, I am forced to Jones until I can actually travel to a warmer climate with my clubs or until the first day its over 60 degrees...whichever comes first.
or..the next best thing....
Video Golf!
Having said that, I purchased the latest copy of EA Sports Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2004 which has Internet based play.
If anyone in the Voodoo community has the same chemical addiction to Golf that I do and actually owns this version of the game ( $19.99 at Target ) Id love to hook up and play.
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I just wonder why you want to run a good walk by lugging clubs and swinging at balls? Honest I've seen the avid college golfer here golfing in January if there is little or no snow. I don't understand the sport (yes I've played it), I think if it involves hit thing with balls then it should be more like paintball.
Also I agree with Cainan you should seek treatment if you need to get your fix so bad that you use a comp. program to inject golf into to you.
"AHHH hunting the deadlist animal....Man" Homer Simpson
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The people who broght you Voodoo NOLF.. are proud to present:
The first annual Voodoo: Death by Golf!
Thats right.. instead of a small ball, contestants will be putting small incendiary devices.
These devices are unique however, in that they carry a 50% paint load, and 50% grenade.
The rules are simple: Each combatant will defend his flag against his enemies.
Since he has a snowballs chance in hell of stopping the incoming fire, his only hope
lay in his skill, and his opponent's lack. At the end of the time limit, the person (still alive) who has the least amount of paint on their flag (Assuming it still stands) WINS!
Yes, I just can't wait to hit the green...voodoo style!
Re:Calling all Duffers!!
The first annual Voodoo: Death by Golf!
Thats right.. instead of a small ball, contestants will be putting small incendiary devices.
These devices are unique however, in that they carry a 50% paint load, and 50% grenade.
The rules are simple: Each combatant will defend his flag against his enemies.
Since he has a snowballs chance in hell of stopping the incoming fire, his only hope
lay in his skill, and his opponent's lack. At the end of the time limit, the person (still alive) who has the least amount of paint on their flag (Assuming it still stands) WINS!
Yes, I just can't wait to hit the green...voodoo style!
So which map are you starting with? I'd suggest Khios or Siberia (we'll let Gorf skin the balls) since they have sufficiently interesting terrain and hazards. Although, Khios really has that "you should be golfing here, not nolfing here" feel, doesn't it?
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ROFLMAO.
Ah yes......those that posess the physical coordination and mental stamina to play golf do, those that dont ..become IT professionals
I wonder if there is a statistic posted somewhere about vocational demographics for golf.
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wow... video.. golf.... I... wow.....I never knew you were so ... dang...
You i hear there is a 12 step program to take care of .. i mean.... wow....
Thats.. so... sad.....
Mistreatment of Gorf.
I think it's HORRIABLE the way Gorf’s golf request has been treated. He has a right to play Pocket Pool, ooops, I mean golf, and not be put down because of his passions. I can well understand his thirst for the game, for I too once lusted for the excitement of golf, but, in the end, watching my ’49 Chevy rust won out.
Hang in there Gorf!!!!
DM
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They tease me because the love me....not the open your car door for you kind of love, but the pat you on the ass because you just scored a touchdown kind of love.
Unless you scored a touchdown while you were opening a car door....then its the "I feel funny kind" of love.
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Its also available at amazon.com for $14.99
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/videogames/B00009V3K6/qid=1080029298/sr=2-2/ref=sr_2_2/104-5006925-2759960