Man cubes rolling through machine gun fire
Wont Stop nipping at your toes
Random taunts being slung by a mime
And goons dressed up in purple clothes
Every ninja knows a fire bolt and some
Hand grenades help to make the season bright
Tiny cats with their eyes all aglow
We'll tranq Ivan to sleep tonight
You know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies
On his sleigh
And ev'ry operative
is gonna spy... but does that
Pilot really know how to fly
And so, we're offering to host
This game for those who
Learn not to TK,
And those who revive, and value
Team play; Voodoo Christmas to you
parody by f00 (voodoo@rootaction.net)