(To the tune of 'Kiss the girl')

There you see her
camping there across the way
She dont got a lot to say
But theres something about her
And you dont know why
But youre dying to try
You wanna frag the girl

Yes, you want to
Look at her, you know you do
Its possible shed frag you, too
With a silenced sniper-rifle
Now youre feeling hot
It just takes one shot
Go on and frag the girl

Sing with me now
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My, oh, my
man-cubes rolling by
You could just frag the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Its the perfect view
shes even stuck in glue
You gonna miss the girl

Nows your moment
A head-shot across the room
Boy, you better do it soon
No time will be better
She aint said a word
And her death wont be heard
if you frag the girl

Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My, oh, my
Crossbow bolt in the eye
Go on and frag the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Dont stop now
You can mow her down
You wanna frag the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Please be strong
Listen to the song
The song say frag the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Music play
Do what the music say
You wanna frag the girl

Youve got to frag the girl
Why dont you frag the girl
You gotta frag the girl
Go on and frag the girl

(parody by Cainan: )