Ya know....when I play this game, its all I can do to make sure I have my fingers and thumbs on the right keys to make sure Im moving/jumping/sidestepping/zooming/crouching/jumping...etc.

When I see spur of the moment pix like these ( very funny btw ), I think maybe you have a sip switch tied in to your screenie program of choice...or maybe ( more so in Floras case ) you are a 3 handed Greebzok from the planet Thladmook

Spleek splork meeshum gablornitz?