You jumped over the couch on the elevator side of the cave, under the platform, crouched down and dropped onto some geological feature that allowed you to avoid fall damage..or at least minimize the fall damage.
Why arent you burning up?
My theory is either of these...possibly both....
1) The programmers figured that whoever ended up here would die from the fall...so they never made the lava hot
2) Like the fires in the Calcutta SS map....you get lit up but take no armor or health damage.
Now...If I can actually get onto the server and play when the Volkov Wheelchair of death map is up instead of playing the friggin Siberia level 34 times a week, I might be able to test my theories.
You HAD to know I wasnt gonna just look at that cool picture and go " Wow, that Cainan is a great explorer"
Here's a multiple choice question for ya
How did Cainan come to be IN the lava instead of the catwalks where mel and flora were?
A) Because he clumsely tripped and fell into the Lava and FF was off
B) Because he was feeling a bit depressed this day and forgot that FF was off, so his attempt to end it all ended in vain.
C) Because he made a lewd comment to Mel and/or Flora and they knew FF was off so they shot him with the shotgun and explosive shells thereby blowing him off the catwalk and into the Lava
D) None of the above
The answer is of course D) None of the above. This picture is really of Mel in the Lava and Cainan is taking credit for it.....why? Because she refused to make good on the NUMEROUS " Ill be your slave" promises and Cainan shot her with the rocket launcher after he turned FF off.
Re:screw that walking on water crap...
YOU DID WHAT WITH MY SKIRT?
Just when you think your getting respect.....
PS Pay backs are hell.
Re:screw that walking on water crap...
Uhhhh...lets see.....
You waited for the tide to go out?
You jumped over the couch on the elevator side of the cave, under the platform, crouched down and dropped onto some geological feature that allowed you to avoid fall damage..or at least minimize the fall damage.
Why arent you burning up?
My theory is either of these...possibly both....
1) The programmers figured that whoever ended up here would die from the fall...so they never made the lava hot
2) Like the fires in the Calcutta SS map....you get lit up but take no armor or health damage.
Now...If I can actually get onto the server and play when the Volkov Wheelchair of death map is up instead of playing the friggin Siberia level 34 times a week, I might be able to test my theories.
Re:screw that walking on water crap...
nope..simpler solution.
the net connection between my machines and Voodoo quiet when *GASP*CHOKE*GURGLE*
And so, i was playing the map, but everyone was statue still, and jumping in the lava didn't register the damage from the server..
i took about 12 screenshots of this, goosed flora and mel a couple of times,
took a couple of upskirt shots, and then grew bored, and disconnected.
Re:screw that walking on water crap...
LOL..damn....overlooked the most likely of solutions. Been there...done that...forgot to take screenshots
Re:screw that walking on water crap...
actually you are wrong on ALL Counts.
it IS me, FF WAS on, and i jumped there of my own free will....
the picture is NOT doctored.. now.. you tell ME how i did it..
better yet.. you let me know when you are don tryin to figure ot out
and who says mel hasn't made good on those slave promises??? hhmm??
Re:screw that walking on water crap...
You HAD to know I wasnt gonna just look at that cool picture and go " Wow, that Cainan is a great explorer"
Here's a multiple choice question for ya
How did Cainan come to be IN the lava instead of the catwalks where mel and flora were?
A) Because he clumsely tripped and fell into the Lava and FF was off
B) Because he was feeling a bit depressed this day and forgot that FF was off, so his attempt to end it all ended in vain.
C) Because he made a lewd comment to Mel and/or Flora and they knew FF was off so they shot him with the shotgun and explosive shells thereby blowing him off the catwalk and into the Lava
D) None of the above
The answer is of course D) None of the above. This picture is really of Mel in the Lava and Cainan is taking credit for it.....why? Because she refused to make good on the NUMEROUS " Ill be your slave" promises and Cainan shot her with the rocket launcher after he turned FF off.
That Cainan...hes a card!